a skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop
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souljapayne:

that selfie looked better on my phone: the novel

daftpup:

i hate when people saying taking selfies is being “self-obsessed” and “conceited” shut the fuck up and let people like themselves

Anonymous said: does sex hurt more if you've never masturbated before?

notana:

life hurts more if you’ve never masturbated 

kelpls:

drew some quick naked boys with flowers bc i just needed to indulge myself for a bit

apparently “you should date me” is like the only way i know how to ask out a girl but hey it seems to work so

taarya:

skeleton smartypants was defeated once and for all

Anonymous said: hey how are you

im alright hbu

Anonymous said: hail hydra

oh

hi:

it’s so shitty when you finally realize someone who you cared so much about and wanted to be apart of your life so much doesn’t feel at all near the same way and could barely care at all about you

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